Childhood

1. The kid and the flame

Well, we all do crazy thing when we were kids. Mind you that I am not including any of the prodigy child who could make a car or solve a integration problem at the age of 3. I am talking about you, me and all those 99.39% normal kids out there in the face of the earth who as soon as get out of their mamma's belly start to make a ruckus. Yes, you read that right, 99.39% it is not a typo, so stop thinking about it and move along.

As per what my mom said, when I was around 2 yrs old and was able to wank on my tiny legs, I made my mum's life miserable. what she told me was that every time she started cooking, I was crawling my way up to the stove as I was very much fascinated by fire. And since we only had a small stove, and not a gas cylinder, so, the food was cooked on the floor and the beautiful looking deadly flame was within my reach. after some experience and hell that my mum went through to keep me away from the fire, she got a insane but stupid idea. No... she did not let me experience the heat of the fire but instead, tied one of my legs to a leg of the bed with a saree.

I know, it sounds wierd and hard to imagine. Well, here is a better reference, I was kept just like a dog on leash. The only difference being that the leash of the dog is at it's neck and mine was at my ankle. Crazy but it was effective. and what she said was that I actually did not mind this as I had enough room and range to roam around but far enough that I was not able to go near the fire.

Quick info - Even till this date, I am fascinated by fire and I really like to play and experiment with it as well. But due to increasing work pressure and tight schedule and also lack of resources and work place, I am unable to do the same. It is kinda sad for me but also good enough to not get me killed. 

2. Rice and pee (not pea, but pee)

Yea, you read that right. Its pee, as in piss. It may be a little too gross for someone or may disturb someone, but it is what it is.

This one was kinda crazy as when my parents told me this one, I face palmed myself and started laughing and thought how much trouble did I give to my parents. When I was around 3 or something, I was able to walk and run around on my two tiny feet and that means that I became a walking disaster.

There was this one song which I liked so much that I would immediately start running towards the TV when it played. To give you context, I liked the song so much that I even start running towards the TV while I was pooping. I hope this gives you an idea of how much I liked the song. Well, once my mum was feeding me rice and that song started playing. I was super excited and wanted to go watch it but mum forced me to finish my lunch and then go watch it. So, in order to resolve this issue at hand, my tiny brain worked and I stood up and peed on the place where my food was at. Yup, I stood up and when my mum commanded me to sit down, it took a piss on the lunch and then ran off to watch the song.

I am still amazed that at such an young age, I knew that if I peed on my food, I will not be asked to eat it and I did that to get out of the situation. Of course, the end game being that my mum smoked my ass off and that must have been painful. But still, after learning about this I laughed so hard that my tummy hurt. Me, mum and dad, all three of us were laughing till we dropped. Although, in all fairness, I will like to state that I am a slow learned and I take my sweet time to learn about some stuff. Even now, I am learning how to write blogs and all that. But when I was a kid, I was insanely fast in grasping things and stuff. And this was the result," wanna watch your favorite song, but cannot go, pee on the food and go watch."